The Casual Watcher

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Friday, October 22, 2004

hiatus

The Casual Watcher would like to casually announce that due to sickness, a toxic workload and trauma due to the sister's reality-show addiction (For Love or Money with a new twist!), the site has been on hiatus for the past three weeks and will be back to regular blogging by the end of the month.

Monday, October 04, 2004

Raising Helen

At the start of the movie, Kate Hudson’s Helen Harris admonishes the receptionist at Dominique’s modeling agency for bringing her daughter to work. “You know Dominique doesn’t like children.” Aha! Plot point! How… obvious. Even without knowing much about the film’s premise, you seem to know where the movie is headed.

Helen seems to breeze through life in this “feel-good” movie about a Manhattan party girl who suddenly inherits three children from her oldest sister, who dies with her husband in a car accident. It is a surprise both to Helen and their other sister Jenny (Joan Cusack), who is a model mother, down to the “mumsy haircut”. Helen tries to make do, moving to a different apartment, having to give up her social life, and eventually losing her job. Add to this the intricacies of raising three children: Audrey (Hayden Panettiere) wants to begin sexual exploration; Henry (Spencer Breslin), is morose and does not want to play basketball, once his favorite sport; and Sarah (Abigail Breslin) is added for the cutesy factor, as if Kate Hudson weren’t enough.

Joan Cusack doesn’t disappoint in her supporting role, Helen Mirren was quite a joy to watch, and John Corbett played his usual delectable man-next-door. Kate Hudson is playing a character not unlike almost every character she has played in the past; it’s like Penny Lane from Almost Famous just grew up. A little. There is also an Indian neighbor, Nilma Prasad, played by Sakina Jaffrey, who becomes Helen’s crisis control center. Nilma is the ideal neighbor, dropping everything at a moment’s notice to attend to Helen’s problems. Would that we were all lucky enough to have neighbors like her. The children, all veterans in their own right, are a delight to watch, especially Spencer (previously seen on The Kid), displaying a mixture of vulnerability, silliness and a degree of maturity so wonderful in children.

Aside from the overall lack of appeal or edge, there are a few major gripes about this pedestrian movie masquerading as a chick-flick, suffering from a fluffy plot and unimaginative screenplay. For one, parenting is serious business, and having three children suddenly thrust upon you when you are a work-worshipping, party-loving single woman—that would be cause for a nervous breakdown. But Helen seems to go about it jovially; in fact, even the fact that she loses her job doesn’t really faze her much—which can be credited to either bad writing, bad directing, bad acting, or all of that. On another note, that Helen makes a major decision about the children only after finalizing some arrangements with her job seems to cast a shadow of doubt on her decision: does she do it only because it is convenient?

In fact, this movie’s plot suffers from a total regard for convenience; and as such, the trials and difficulties are downplayed, so that there is no real tension regarding how things will end up. It was quite convenient that the pastor-principal of the children’s Lutheran school is a bachelor who falls for Helen; it was quite convenient that there was a next-door neighbor who would respond to Helen’s emergency calls at the last moment. Instead of being an empowering chick-flick, this movie (like a lot of director Garry Marshall’s movies) has settled on being saccharine, almost cloying. Still, there are quite a number of chuckle-moments, and the requisite scenes that tug at the heartstrings (and lachrymal glands) as well. These are not enough, however, to save this movie from a shadow of blandness and mediocrity.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Saved!

Saved! is an irreverent satire that pokes fun at fanatical religion, much in the same vein as Dogma, only for born-again fundamentalism rather than Catholicism.

Jena Malone plays Mary, a devout born-again girl who is part of the Christian Jewels, the in-crowd clique headed by the big girl on campus, Hilary Faye, played in tongue-in-cheer manner by Mandy Moore. Mary’s life is turned upside down one summer when her jock boyfriend Dean (Chad Faust—how apt) tells her he thinks he might be gay; and then she gets a “vision” of Jesus Christ telling her to help Dean. She does in the only way she believes will work: she sleeps with him. Unfortunately, they do not use protection (because Mary is convinced God will restore her virginity) and Mary ends up pregnant.

Dean is shipped to Mercy House, a rehab center that specializes in drug and alcohol treatment as well as “de-gay-ification”. When Hilary Faye uses information on Dean to her advantage, Mary decides to go about it alone, keeping everything even from her mother (Mary Louise Parker), who is having a confusing flirtation with the school’s principal Pastor Skip (Martin Donovan). She finds solace, though, in the company of the school’s outcasts, Hilary Faye’s paraplegic brother Roland (Macaulay Culkin) and the rebellious Cassandra (a doe-eyed and kick-ass Eva Amurri), who is defiant as well as the only Jew in school; as well as the attentions of Patrick (Patrick Fugit), Pastor Skip’s son. As Hilary Faye heightens her campaign against the non-Jesus freaks, Mary takes a roller-coaster ride of questioning her faith as well as the intentions of the people around her.

Jena Malone has become adept in playing troubled teens with a certain degree of kick beneath the troubled veneer. Mandy Moore, meanwhile, is positively gleeful playing the staunch Hilary Faye; Macaulay Culkin as the wheelchair-bound Roland is quite charming, although the Kevin McAllister smirk is still there. In something that could be straight out of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Patrick Fugit, he of the wide-eyed performance in Almost Famous, has been transformed into a Christian skateboarding hunk. Mary Louise Parker and Martin Donovan are delightful in their inhibited, cautious displays of affection. Heather Matarazzo, though, was underused in this movie. The same cannot be said for scene-stealer Eva Amurri, who at this young age shows signs that she has inherited quite a degree of talent from her mother Susan Sarandon.

Cassandra and Roland’s repartee as well as Mary and Hilary Faye’s contrasting naïve and fanatical fundamentalism, respectively, provide the laughs, although Malone’s narration could get monotonous at times. Aside from the many comic and satirical turns (the trailer’s scene of Hilary Faye throwing a bible at Mary to get her to stop running away from their intervention is just one of many), we also glean some degree of characterization that makes some characters, like Culkin’s Roland, particularly endearing.

This movie is great fun, even if one happened to be a born-again fundamentalist. After all, it is the extreme fanaticism of certain individuals or sects that is being derided. However intense the ardor or zealous manner, to do un-Christian acts to uphold Christianity is, after all, quite imprudent. At the end of it all, Mary is still a devout Christian who has just strayed; Cassandra the Jew is actually a nice person; and although things were thrown topsy-turvy, everything ended the way it should have. In this delightful romp trying to delineate extremism and zeal, tolerance is shown to be actually the right thing and it was probably the way Jesus taught it too.